I KEEP SEEING ALL THESE TATTOOS ON MY DASH. I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED YOU GUYS. I CAN’T EVEN. I HAVEN’T SLEPT. O-O I should probably do that, at least a nap… yeah, I’ll do that.
1) WHY THE HELL ARE THERE ADS IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY VIDEO I’VE WATCHED FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS??? EVEN THE FUCKIN’ 30 SECOND ONES, MAN…
2) PLEASE REFRAIN FROM MESSING WITH MY VOLUME SETTINGS. IF I HAVE IT SET TO BE FULL VOLUME, I WANT IT AS FULL VOLUME, NOT 2/3 VOLUME. MY LAPTOP’S NOT THAT LOUD.
Thank you, that is all.
-Me, angry, and awake at 6AM.
I have an alarm set for 9:25AM.
I have an appointment at 12Noon.
Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good
thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK
IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY
I JUST RIPPED MY SHIRT OFF
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
There are over 526 million black women in the world, all with different appearances, and your racist ass is going to say not liking black women is a ‘preference’, when the only damn thing they all got in common physically is their blackness? Sure, honey.
help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful
DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL
yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”
LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant?? Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO. They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL. They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.
Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse. The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!! Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest. Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed. They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE. So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.
It’s back and adorable